Rics' Incestual ramblings

Yes I know I'm not beej however I feel i must post an apology to all who were at the party. My behavior was somewhat disturbing. I'd like to apologise to the following people in no particular order:

• Fatboy (for breaking a chair and your heart)
• Big-dave (for ruining your jacket - i admit i wasn't drunk when i did that, i just didn't like it)
• Blake (Yes it was the first time you saw me like that and i' sure it won't be the last)
• Beej (For what i don't know but i'm sure i did something)
• Blake (You thought i was on acid in a way i was, acid reflux more like it from the funnelling of too much beer)

• The door (I'm really sorry for punching you, no seriously sorry, my hand still f++king hurts)
  

• The guy who fixes exhausts outside the scout hall (It was me who trashed your corner of stuff, luckily you never left your blowtorch stuff there.)
• Fatboy (for neglecting my martail duties - i realise i was suppose to stop people from doing what i did. Think of it as a trainig session for the other martials :How to handle a raving lunatic)
• Dave (Your jacket isn't that bad)
• Beej (for what i still don't know wait it's coming to me oh yes no wait f++k can't remember)
• Neil (Ypu weren't there)
• Fatboy (for doing it on your couch)
• Anyone else who was offeneded (F++k off)

Co - president riccmeister signing out.

Spring Party

Well!
The organisation of the party began somewhat late and even though there were a few glitches, we still managed to pull it off. The day of the function we proceeded to the store of "party accessories for beginners" and bought a large quantity of alcoholic beverages. With a ticket each person would recieve 8 free drinks!!


The event started off well with all participants being very good sportsmen and proceeded to get completely wasted... whereupon certain people used other people to perform a human bowling exercise.
As the evening went on, the staff were able to drink more and more, hence they got drunk (this weird side effect of drinking alcohol).





Ric was caught off-guard by this extravagant side-effect and ended up being particularly wasted, to the point where the only person you can talk to is the bucket in front of you. Good on you Ric.

Beej will post a follow through of the evening.
Many sausages in a pan with marmite.
I can turn on all the taps in my house.
Yours in Sillyness
Fatboy

Who's a raving homo?

Good crap talkin day to you fellow comrades

Ok, it was a moment of weakness, i remember putting my head on the floor of that bathroom, a flashback of Arthur laughing at me in my garden and thankfully... waking up the next morning.
Ben... oh ITS ON!!!

I do believe i have been wrongfully accused of certain activities in which i would prefer never to participate in... the evidence is all so overwhelming, how did you find the Di Caprio posters??? And how did you find the G-string, i was wearing it!
In trying to locate some of these pieces of evidence... like the adolescent(found in my space case from primary school)... i managed to uncover some rather interesting pictures myself...

Not very incriminating but I thought i could show you how much Ben really loves me... how could you not post our wedding photo Ben? i can't believe you left that one out!!

Upon further investigation i found this!!!! How could you cheat on me Ben? Why? am i not good enough for you????!!!!!!!!! I hope the Teddy was good to you Ben, cause its over now, i just can't keep seeing you after this clear act of adultery.

Right... so i'd just like to end this off...
Who is the raving homosexual here???

That's right Ben, you have been found guilty of complete and utter crap by the high court of Lludweiser von cheese and pancakes, you are hereby sentenced to sillyness and nonsense for the rest of your life, good thing you know me. Hence you are required to remain a member of SASCA for your devotion to crap. On behalf of SASCA i would like to congratulate you for your nonsense speaking abilities, you will recieve a prize of absolutely nothing for your efforts!!! keep it up

Sweet dreams baby.

Brought to you by the only crap speaking "Fatboy"

forever faithful to nothing for my existence.... Please don't finish the cheese

"Benjamin!!! Did you pass a solid into the upstairs lavatory?"