Wednesday, October 25, 2006

It's a sign








Greeetings from the land of musty paper, smudged ink and photo copies that were made by illiterate nuns with no arms and bad breath.

I thought some cheering up needed to be done so check out these signs...

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Frozen Throne of the long lost DUCK!!!!

Once upon a time... in a galaxy far, far away... the mighty wizard, wise in all his ways: Waz and the child of mass: Fatboy were involved in a excursion which took many suns and moons. We descended upon a magical shop of the tuck which stood in its desolate landscape of the Archery range. Immediately we began to investigate this place of power and found, within its mystical barriers, a large, rectangular cooling device.. a brand of the likes we had never seen in our pathetic little lives.

Upon the opening of this doorway to the icy lands of the fridge... we discovered, confined within its borders... a lost soul.. a poor creature of the abiss... a duck, named Frederick (which we guessed). We began to mourn his cruel imprisonment... but were soon cheery again and began to tke photos and swim with him, until he bagan to smell... at which point we placed him back into his chilly chamber of torture.


Goodbye Fred, we'll miss you.

Monday, October 02, 2006

LOST!!!!

Have you seen this monkey???











We seem to have lost our co-president of S.A.S.C.A.
Haven’t seen it for many moons.

Around 3 feet tall.
Has a small furry creature called Edmond attached to left ear.
Answers to the name “Betsy the dancing duck”

BEWARE:
Ø Has homosexual tendencies.











Ø Attached to extreme emotional issues.
Ø Occasionally bursts out in extreme violent behaviour.
Ø Eats extravagant amounts of cheese.
Ø Performs many self-inflicted sexual acts.
Ø Holds a striking resemblance to Annabelle the sheep (do not get confused).
Ø Drinks vast amounts of goats piss and other excrement.
Ø Has been in various “popular” movies.










If found please contact any of the leading brands in Television sets and washing machines at yourmomeatsshampoo@absolutecrap.cargo.corp