Rics' Incestual ramblings

Yes I know I'm not beej however I feel i must post an apology to all who were at the party. My behavior was somewhat disturbing. I'd like to apologise to the following people in no particular order:

• Fatboy (for breaking a chair and your heart)
• Big-dave (for ruining your jacket - i admit i wasn't drunk when i did that, i just didn't like it)
• Blake (Yes it was the first time you saw me like that and i' sure it won't be the last)
• Beej (For what i don't know but i'm sure i did something)
• Blake (You thought i was on acid in a way i was, acid reflux more like it from the funnelling of too much beer)

• The door (I'm really sorry for punching you, no seriously sorry, my hand still f++king hurts)
  

• The guy who fixes exhausts outside the scout hall (It was me who trashed your corner of stuff, luckily you never left your blowtorch stuff there.)
• Fatboy (for neglecting my martail duties - i realise i was suppose to stop people from doing what i did. Think of it as a trainig session for the other martials :How to handle a raving lunatic)
• Dave (Your jacket isn't that bad)
• Beej (for what i still don't know wait it's coming to me oh yes no wait f++k can't remember)
• Neil (Ypu weren't there)
• Fatboy (for doing it on your couch)
• Anyone else who was offeneded (F++k off)

Co - president riccmeister signing out.