Stupid

In Honor of Stupid People . . .In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed throughstupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)====================================
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
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On Tesco\'s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot afterheating."
(...and you thought????...)
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn\'t this save me time?)
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n Sainsbury\'s peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
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American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet,eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
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On a child\'s Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does notenable you to fly."
(I don\'t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
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n a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your handsor genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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